Wednesday 8 August 2007

Script sent to George Clooney (Part 1)

WE ALL DIE BEING ARRESTED
By

THE SPINSTER TRIO

Scene 1:

Busy beating each other with 2 balls left, and only one in saunas. Blood thirsty to win. When partner land the navy in. yokels form a ring hit a glorious strike hit a yoyo, the terrifying power of life, Donald just stood (cows) females is unleashed. Met at the crease while arena and, as unlikely as it is toppled, some kind of unholy beddin begins. moooooo!

Richard: Arse hits the ground hard and I feel pang to end to the menace of my back. Jesus Christ. I stagger back poker, after a couple wrote too,

"AGAIN!” roars captain Tony.

Judy: Hard game of poker with one "AGAIN!"

Richard: Sit on the bed. Put your fag out friend, at around 9:50pm noticed a number of straight legs stretched out in frenzy lights for some minutes they moved off at right knee up and your foot flat, you've had an abduction experience. On your left knee, lean back and put your evening down a nearby footpath.

Judy: They heard a threaded undo your right leg. Marriage to sitcom star observed a number of translucent, smoky white didn't put a stop to his womanising than anything he had ever seen before.

Richard: "Not that old chestnut" said physicist Dr Adrian. I phoned him and all for the past 30 years, he fucking wouldn't. LISTEN, I've just been the undisputed king of it. An hour later, he was all apologetic 60's with his cheesy gags, cheesy grumpiness. "It this detox diet and cheesy hair". Tony's cheese like a cow. Now, this coin business the main inspiration for the fat velocity. This is weird. What about the Empire State building?

Judy: AND THIS IS WHERE WE REALLY GO FOR IT! Which is mine? I’d better switch that off.

At around to get the beans out of his bedroom window, he observed, feel that there is something waking his parents they went to take a look, but study of this book it's possible if anyone saw the same thing. "Stick it, as he was is being arrested. Or he officials whilst waving scaffolding at the front of his walking sticks.

Judy: Above have no choice but to watch chuffer!

Richard: Right on, mister from twelve feet above their heads. His chronic infantilism difficult and, according to one annoy the shite out the rest of so and so, who lived in abject but it don’t half get the ladies.

Judy: Trebus filled up his back all steamed up in their private several tips worth an utter quibble. And private parts belonging to such an extent that who fantasise about having an entire garden unusable with a boy scout.

Richard: Did you put the water in the freezer? Let us hope the eternal Trebus are remembered. Inclined to shout at council one of his many impressive head up your bloody.

Judy: Trebus, right on, his shorts with windows of biscuits aiming eyes full in a hardback format. Lucky punters can sample delights while he's the clever one, I’ll have a bit of that.

Both friends felt dizzy with full grizzly chest. His slick bowel performance made from blinding light. The cancer, eating MacDonald’s,'

Enter Trebus eating eyes full

Trebus: "we are all born free and we die being arrested of course."

I would go boldly down to combine the physiological fact that, as fat people get older the fat under their skin hides the stress lines that thin people are prey to - thank you. I’m buggering off. Sit on the bed. This is truly a crime against nature.

Extra strong mints. Index. Set up fee.


End of Scene 1.

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